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Surviving The Triffid Apocalypse

January 6th, 2010

This is the first in what will undoubtedly be a series of guides written by yours truly on the subject of surviving inevitable apocalyptic events in the future. What is unknown is the nature of said inevitable apocalyptic event, so we’ll take no chances and cover as much as possible. In this first installment we’ll be suggesting the right course of action to be taken in the inevitable apocalyptic event that the whole world is blinded by astronomical phenomena and triffids take over.
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Main screen turn on

January 5th, 2010

I’m back.

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Politics vs Youth Crime

January 10th, 2008

London’s mayoral election is looming and the two leading candidates have been jousting and generally sniping at each other for several tiresome months now. As ever the political discourse is more about who can be more smug, condescending and generally clever regarding their opponent.

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The Death of Television Journalism

January 9th, 2008

Quite out of character for me to not write this myself, however I have nothing further to add.

In the words of many internet denizens these days, I say…

THIS.

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Media Assisted Suicide

December 26th, 2007

This is a little something I’ve been meaning to write for a while, and since thinking about the subject initially I decided to hold off and build up some source material to back up my point. However, me being me that thinking fell by the wayside, but since I’m in a clearing up kind of mood I’ve decided to just let rip and see where the chips fall.

British media has an unhealthy fixation with celebrity, earned and generated. As a regular commuter into London this is never more obvious than within the pages of the daily, free tabloids The London Lite and The London Paper.

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England Is No Longer Smoking

August 4th, 2007

(Multiple answers permissible.) Smoking is : A) Cool. B) Bad for you. C) Smelly. D) Nihilistic. E) Expensive. F) All of the above.

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Fixing The Planet

July 18th, 2007

I like a good conspiracy theory as much as anyone, so here’s one of my own. The difference between this particular theory and others which may be out there is that this one has yet to happen, but I fully envisage it coming to fruition in the near future.
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Sam Bennett – Singer Songwriter

July 12th, 2007

Regular visitors to this establishment will be familiar with my occasional/frequent Googlings looking for Sam-based anomalies. Today is one of those days, and I’ve stumbled upon a corker.
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Sam vs Witherspoon

July 8th, 2007

People sometimes ask me why I loathe Reese Witherspoon, and I tell them that she is the embodiment all much that I hate about Hollywood celebrity. First off, she has no discernable talent aside from being annoying, blond, and annoying, and while she does this exceptionally well it does not really count as a talent.
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Unisex Unisucks

May 1st, 2007

Once upon a time men provided services for men, women for women. Now, in the age of sexual equality we have Unisex services which should in theory take the best of both worlds to offer the ultimate in customer service. Right?

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