This will be the first in a regular series of articles detailing the proclivities of the Proclivity. While it takes a rare individual to pluck up the gumption to declare their allegiance, it takes a rarer individual still to then make their mark and ascend through the Echelons.

Proclivitarians, as you know already, are granted access to the First Echelon only when completing the Pillars of Proclivity Assignment System. This Assignment System gives a valuable insight into the future rulers of the planet and results are being compiled by dedicated powerful computers staffed by teams of statistical and anthropomorphical experts constantly, reviewing the trends of Proclivitarianism and shaping the fabric of the world accordingly.

Why are you not yet involved?

Naturally you are curious yet nervous, eager yet reserved, chalk yet cheese. Others have gone before you and paved the way to make it easier for you to ascend. But you’re still not there.

The latest data from the Proclivitarian Research Centre (hidden deep in a hidden and deep location) indicates that 78.57% of Proclivitarians are male.

Are you 78.57% male?
If so, sign up. There is a unique spot open for you within the Proclivity, one of responsbility, power and sexiness.

More sinisterly, what is evident at present is that Proclivitarians are not ones to make the first step without a guiding light, with an almighty 88.1% feeling that they were in some way guided to the Proclivity. Don’t be afraid! It’s warm inside, and we have free candy (subject to availability).

Do you feel that batteries are over-rated? Too ashamed to post a comment? Think MSN web chat sucks? Have some form of political opinion? Don’t care about fashion? Well you have a great deal in common with other Proclivitarians ahead of you, and because you care not for fashion this is definitely the group for you – nobody else is doing it, apart from those who think like you do.

Sign up today, be part of a shadowy, subversive, apolitical organisation with a simplistic agenda nobody is wholly certain of.

This message brought to you by Mr Mask

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