Reprints of three seperate MSN Messenger conversations.

Sam : what do you think? richardbranson@virgin.com?
MSN contact : umm.. what are you trying to do?
Sam : correctly guess richard branson’s email address
MSN contact : you going to hassle beardy? I’d put a . in the middle, Dare I ask why?
Sam : do you think he’s maybe gone for richard@virgin.com?
MSN contact : I think most companies do first.last@company.com these days. How have virgin wronged you recently?
Sam : they haven’t. I am on a new mission
MSN contact : you’re not planning on telling him the error of his gaming cash for kills ways, right? Sorry. Im being humourless. As you were!
Sam : that’s not my style, is it?

Sam : what do you think? richardbranson@virgin.com?
MSN contact : I’m thinking rbranson@virgin.com. You may also consider richard.branson@virgin.com
Sam : I was toying with the idea of richard@virgin.com
MSN contact : what have virgin done this time?
Sam : nothing, I’m being friendly
MSN contant : oh right. Good luck. richard.branson@fly.virgin.com
Sam : you have insider knowledge?
MSN contact : http://www.connectotel.com/marcus/ceoemail.html and verified recently. Although tbf you will be PA screened
Sam : that kinda takes the fun out of things
MSN contact : oh I’m sorry. Return to your cave with your charcoal drawings /scowl. Moving forward your consumer rant emails may actually get more traction
Sam : if I send them to the right place?
MSN contact : pithy, humourous, succinct emails may be better received from CEO’s than stern, downtrodden, uncaring ‘Help Desks’. “Give this man free stuff.”
Sam : this is a valid point
MSN contact : “You there, marketing people, make a spectacle of this. Shower him in our love, money and swag.”
Sam : while I’m not in it for the swag, your suggestion has merit
MSN contact : “Free cartons of smokes, free clothes, gift vouchers, et al and you just need to sign here and have your picture taken (please smile). Thank you.”
MSN contact : /hand.shake
MSN contact : /wash.hand

Sam : what do you think? richardbranson@virgin.com?
MSN contact : Consumer champion preparing to strike again?
Sam : oddly enough, yes
MSN contact : spam all the variations in BCC.
Sam : cunning. You’re clearly not new to this
MSN contact : What’s he done now?
Sam : nothing, I’m just being cheery
MSN contact : Equally enjoyable.

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