People sometimes ask me “hey Sam, did you ever get a result from any of the consumer queries you sent?” because, clearly, they know I am the consumer champion for the modern generation. So without further ado, I give you the results. Prepare your mindbossoms to be underwhelmed! Insert the rest of “Sam vs All – The results” » into your cortex

While I was promised by the Orange Customer Service Automaton that I would receive a response within 24 hours I had to wait 144 hours for the enlightening feedback from their expert front line customer experience and satisfaction staff.
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Apparently this marvellous product is “so easy a man can do it”. As a domesticated badass I am obliged to find out exactly how simple that actually is, just in case I have the double digit IQ necessary to use it.
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In what is going to be a regular feature, our hero dons the cape of consumer activism and goes in search of getting a better deal from his mobile phone operator. Saddled with a lousy phone and a lousy contract, Sam works his unmistakeable mojo on those in a customer service role.
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Tis the season to GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY.

Ho ho ho punters.
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Those who are familiar with my weekly travels will know all too well of my frequent tirades on the subject of moving around in this country.
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