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		<title>Sucking Technology</title>
		<link>http://sam-site.com/2011/12/16/sucking-technology/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 17:16:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sam</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Against The Wall]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Domesticated Badass]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In this modern age of the informative superhighway it has been suggested that we, as consumers of modern life have become considerably more demanding, more impatient and as a result more unreasonable. While there may be some truth to this, what is never explained in any detail is why this has happened, and this dear [...]
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		<title>Sam vs Boots</title>
		<link>http://sam-site.com/2010/12/04/sam-boots/</link>
		<comments>http://sam-site.com/2010/12/04/sam-boots/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Dec 2010 01:44:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sam</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Against The Wall]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ranty]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Genders]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[tiny mind]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Woman Wrangling]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[When he&#8217;s ill and you don&#8217;t have time to be&#8230; For those unfamiliar with the advertisement in question, please allow me to redirect you to Uncle YouTube. Got it? Right. Dear Boots Over the past year or so your advertising campaign which, I suspect, is entitled &#8220;here come the girls&#8221; has been a regular fixture [...]
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		<title>Sam vs All Telecoms Companies</title>
		<link>http://sam-site.com/2010/09/17/sam-telecoms-companies/</link>
		<comments>http://sam-site.com/2010/09/17/sam-telecoms-companies/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Sep 2010 14:18:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sam</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Against The Wall]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Media]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the man]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[up against the wall]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[advertising]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Yelling A Bit]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://sam-site.com/?p=352</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[While my default mood is possibly best described as irate I have recently started becoming increasingly vexed by members of the marketing and advertising professions who have taken it upon themselves to hijack various pieces of language for underhanded uses. Such is the level of irk this erosion of the perception filter with regard to [...]
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		<title>Sam vs All – The results</title>
		<link>http://sam-site.com/2010/07/25/sam-%e2%80%93-results/</link>
		<comments>http://sam-site.com/2010/07/25/sam-%e2%80%93-results/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 08:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sam</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Against The Wall]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the man]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[customer service]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[General Despair]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lousy Service]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[male grooming]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Yelling A Bit]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://sam-site.com/?p=325</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[People sometimes ask me “hey Sam, did you ever get a result from any of the consumer queries you sent?” because, clearly, they know I am the consumer champion for the modern generation. So without further ado, I give you the results. Prepare your mindbossoms to be underwhelmed! First off I took on Orange because [...]
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		<title>Sam vs Orange : round 2</title>
		<link>http://sam-site.com/2010/03/02/sam-orange-2/</link>
		<comments>http://sam-site.com/2010/03/02/sam-orange-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 08:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sam</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Against The Wall]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ranty]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[both barrels]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://sam-site.com/?p=249</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[While I was promised by the Orange Customer Service Automaton that I would receive a response within 24 hours I had to wait 144 hours for the enlightening feedback from their expert front line customer experience and satisfaction staff. If you missed out on round 1 of this particular customer satisfaction experiment you should go [...]
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		<title>Sam vs Oven Pride : round 1</title>
		<link>http://sam-site.com/2010/03/01/sam-oven-pride-1/</link>
		<comments>http://sam-site.com/2010/03/01/sam-oven-pride-1/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 19:44:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sam</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Soapbox]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the man]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[advertising]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[both barrels]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[cleaning]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently this marvellous product is &#8220;so easy a man can do it&#8221;. As a domesticated badass I am obliged to find out exactly how simple that actually is, just in case I have the double digit IQ necessary to use it. Dear Oven Pride I have observed your television advertising for the Oven Pride range [...]
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		<title>Sam vs Orange : round 1</title>
		<link>http://sam-site.com/2010/02/23/sam-orange-1/</link>
		<comments>http://sam-site.com/2010/02/23/sam-orange-1/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 18:46:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sam</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Against The Wall]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ranty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Schemes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[customer service]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[give me my money back]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://sam-site.com/?p=219</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In what is going to be a regular feature, our hero dons the cape of consumer activism and goes in search of getting a better deal from his mobile phone operator. Saddled with a lousy phone and a lousy contract, Sam works his unmistakeable mojo on those in a customer service role. Dear Orange If [...]
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		<title>Amblers</title>
		<link>http://sam-site.com/2006/12/23/amblers/</link>
		<comments>http://sam-site.com/2006/12/23/amblers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Dec 2006 19:27:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sam</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sam-site.com/?p=49</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Tis the season to GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY. Ho ho ho punters. Yes, the festive time of year is upon us again, and despite having dealt with all that Christmas present consumerism that is forced upon me annually a month or more ago (the internet is everyone&#8217;s friend, mostly) I still find [...]
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		<title>Draggers</title>
		<link>http://sam-site.com/2006/10/02/draggers/</link>
		<comments>http://sam-site.com/2006/10/02/draggers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2006 18:50:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sam</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[People For Organ Harvesting]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Those who are familiar with my weekly travels will know all too well of my frequent tirades on the subject of moving around in this country. For those unfamiliar I&#8217;ll summarise; it sucks. My voyage between home and work is 130 of her Majesty&#8217;s finest miles from the bowels of Surrey to the simplistic coastal [...]
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