Could be that I am simply getting old. Actually, I’m definitely getting old but that’s beside the point my argument is still pretty solid – what the hell happened to the future?
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Shoes are important. They are delightful extensions of your very soul. They change your mood. They can be both a weapon and fuzzy comfort. They bring you endless happiness and never once do they drunk call you or want a lift to the station at 6am.

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Yesterday we initiated contact with one arm of the Proctor and Gamble Collective, the assimilators of all things bathroom related, in order to right some wrongs with their Gillette brand business. Today we turn our attention to Wella, more specifically the Shockwaves range of groovy hair stylisitications.
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The consumer crusader leaps into action for a second day in a row to take on the behemoth of supermarkets, Tesco. What, I hear you ask, have the giants of retail done to vex our hero? Read on and find out…
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Think I stood in the wrong queue for adventure.
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Friends, as you well know by now I am something of a veteran of the messageboard, an artisan of bulletin boards, a messiah of forums. To that end I have seen it all when it comes to abuse, spam, flaming, trolling, hotlinking, avatar-theft and every other fabricated internet crime one can imagine.
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Regulars to this site of webbery will be familiar with how this works. As you well know, a week ago I conducted my latest trawl through the various means by which Lady Google and her spidery hand-maidens had paid visit to my ethereal abode, and was struck by the presence of a well known French hotel.
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My philandering with Madam Google, Reverend MSN and Sergeant Yahoo have not, it seems, been in vain.
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