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		<title>What happened to the future?</title>
		<link>http://sam-site.com/2010/07/24/happened-future/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 21:23:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Could be that I am simply getting old. Actually, I’m definitely getting old but that’s beside the point my argument is still pretty solid – what the hell happened to the future? I’m not entirely sure why but since the turn of the millennium, those in the technological progress industries seem to have rested on [...]
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		<title>Shoes</title>
		<link>http://sam-site.com/2010/03/23/shoes-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 21:15:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>L</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Addictions]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shoes are important. They are delightful extensions of your very soul. They change your mood. They can be both a weapon and fuzzy comfort. They bring you endless happiness and never once do they drunk call you or want a lift to the station at 6am. Clearly this is not Sam writing. Not without a [...]
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		<title>Sam vs Shockwaves : round 1</title>
		<link>http://sam-site.com/2010/02/27/sam-shockwaves-1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 00:01:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sam</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Service]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Attention Whoring]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday we initiated contact with one arm of the Proctor and Gamble Collective, the assimilators of all things bathroom related, in order to right some wrongs with their Gillette brand business. Today we turn our attention to Wella, more specifically the Shockwaves range of groovy hair stylisitications. Dear Shockwaves I have been a believer in [...]
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		<title>Sam vs Tesco : round 1</title>
		<link>http://sam-site.com/2010/02/24/sam-tesco-1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 21:26:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sam</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[fun police]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The consumer crusader leaps into action for a second day in a row to take on the behemoth of supermarkets, Tesco. What, I hear you ask, have the giants of retail done to vex our hero? Read on and find out&#8230; Dear Tesco, As someone who walks through the centre of Liverpool on my way [...]
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		<title>Siblings</title>
		<link>http://sam-site.com/2006/11/18/siblings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Nov 2006 19:10:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sam</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Sentimental Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Waffle]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Think I stood in the wrong queue for adventure. Ah family. You don&#8217;t get to pick them, which is okay by me given that my lot have always been quite entertaining &#8211; and if you can&#8217;t be rich, be entertaining I&#8217;ve always said. So here&#8217;s a little random background about my brother and sister, both [...]
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		<title>The Noble Art Of The Thread-Jack</title>
		<link>http://sam-site.com/2006/09/16/the-noble-art-of-the-thread-jack/</link>
		<comments>http://sam-site.com/2006/09/16/the-noble-art-of-the-thread-jack/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Sep 2006 18:19:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sam</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Awesome]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Goofing Around]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Friends, as you well know by now I am something of a veteran of the messageboard, an artisan of bulletin boards, a messiah of forums. To that end I have seen it all when it comes to abuse, spam, flaming, trolling, hotlinking, avatar-theft and every other fabricated internet crime one can imagine. For some time, [...]
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		<title>Aha! I&#8217;m So Cunning!</title>
		<link>http://sam-site.com/2006/09/09/aha-im-so-cunning/</link>
		<comments>http://sam-site.com/2006/09/09/aha-im-so-cunning/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Sep 2006 17:57:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sam</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Hotel Guide]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Madam Google]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pocket Fumblers]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Regulars to this site of webbery will be familiar with how this works. As you well know, a week ago I conducted my latest trawl through the various means by which Lady Google and her spidery hand-maidens had paid visit to my ethereal abode, and was struck by the presence of a well known French [...]
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		<title>The Mysterious 5</title>
		<link>http://sam-site.com/2006/08/20/the-mysterious-5/</link>
		<comments>http://sam-site.com/2006/08/20/the-mysterious-5/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Aug 2006 17:40:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sam</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Not What You're Looking For]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Searching]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Madam Google]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My philandering with Madam Google, Reverend MSN and Sergeant Yahoo have not, it seems, been in vain. In this past month I have had no less than five visitors who have arrived at this very internet venue by way of wordly ruminations on these fine engines of search. Five citizens of the internet who otherwise [...]
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