As complaints go, my issue with high street leviathon Debenhams was fairly under arm in nature but that did not lessen the impact of receiving a positive response from their customer service hit squad. That said, I shouldn’t really be surprised given that the respondant in question shares a name with yours truly.
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While I was promised by the Orange Customer Service Automaton that I would receive a response within 24 hours I had to wait 144 hours for the enlightening feedback from their expert front line customer experience and satisfaction staff.
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One man’s quest for retail satisfaction continues apace as today he’s taking on high street department store par excellence, Debenhams. Home to the casual gentleman’s semi-stylish without being unconventional fashion range this was the last bastion of shirts that don’t have fucking buttons on the sleeves because modern youth are incapable of rolling their sleeves up and instead require a button to take the hard work out of it.
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Yesterday we initiated contact with one arm of the Proctor and Gamble Collective, the assimilators of all things bathroom related, in order to right some wrongs with their Gillette brand business. Today we turn our attention to Wella, more specifically the Shockwaves range of groovy hair stylisitications.
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Just when you thought the commercial world was safe from the caped complaining crusader he’s back once again with another petty grievance against the captains of industry. This time it’s The Best A Man Can Get Providing That Man Can Figure Out What His Desired Product Has Been Renamed To This Week™.
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Once upon a time men provided services for men, women for women. Now, in the age of sexual equality we have Unisex services which should in theory take the best of both worlds to offer the ultimate in customer service. Right?

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