If you know me, which you probably do, you’ll be more than aware of my affinity for games of a management nature. Whether it’s taking the Carthaginians to glory in the latest iteration of Civilization or pondering for hours over whether to play 442 again in Football Manager I’m never happier when confronted by a spreadsheet masquerading as a game.
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If you’ve met me, and you may well have done so, you’ll know me by my sunny disposition, snappy wardrobe, vertical hair and constant consumption of various stimulants that make me awesome. Indeed I was often advertised for my end of the pier show with the slogan “a smile, a song, a faint smell of Marlboro”. Well those days are over kids. I’ve quit. So naturally I wrote to Philip Morris to let them know.
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Shoes are important. They are delightful extensions of your very soul. They change your mood. They can be both a weapon and fuzzy comfort. They bring you endless happiness and never once do they drunk call you or want a lift to the station at 6am.

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(Multiple answers permissible.) Smoking is : A) Cool. B) Bad for you. C) Smelly. D) Nihilistic. E) Expensive. F) All of the above.

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