I like a good conspiracy theory as much as anyone, so here’s one of my own. The difference between this particular theory and others which may be out there is that this one has yet to happen, but I fully envisage it coming to fruition in the near future.
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The world is ending, and it’s kicking off in Suffolk, that’s right Suffolk. I blame myself entirely. And Bernard “from Norfolk” Matthews.

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I always knew the education I was given was pretty good, I guess this demonstrates it beyond a shadow of a doubt.

So first off I have to apologise. This is probably the millionth news update written about today’s announcement that… wait for it… global warming is caused by humans!
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Get over yourselves, nobody is going to spam you.
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