I should first point out that I don’t have anything against mobile phone companies, far from it, I applaud the tenacity with which they’re getting filthy stinking rich off an industry that didn’t exist 15 years ago. This time around I’m looking to hook up my ever growing children with their first phones.
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This is the first in what will undoubtedly be a series of guides written by yours truly on the subject of surviving inevitable apocalyptic events in the future. What is unknown is the nature of said inevitable apocalyptic event, so we’ll take no chances and cover as much as possible. In this first installment we’ll be suggesting the right course of action to be taken in the inevitable apocalyptic event that the whole world is blinded by astronomical phenomena and triffids take over.
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A subject which has had a lot written about it by so-called experts, but they, in all honesty don’t know a damn thing. It is experience of a very specific nature which gives you the insight to understand the difference between the two.

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Easily too much for most people to handle.

Ladies and gentlemen, here is something of a rock family tree about a bunch of bands you never heard of.

In the summer of 1991 the freshman year of students at Crewe and Alsager college of higher education formed among whom were several outstanding musician types. This is the story of five unlikely rock gods who went on to not be rock gods.
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I have a healthy fixation with the words and phrases internet denizens have used to find this outlet of philosophy. And why not? After all, every other site operator out there probably trawls through their referals and says “grilled mackeral, what the hell?” dismissing it as a fluke, a distraction, a quirk of the ether. These people are fools, they do not realise that this search did not happen without cause, that the result was stumbled on without the searcher wanting to find the answer, so, whether the search be mispelled as with our good friend Mr Mackeral, nonsensical or just plain weird, I’ll happily fulfill any requests that come in.
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One man’s stand against legendary film-making.
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Quite a bit, apparently.
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