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		<title>Sucking Technology</title>
		<link>http://sam-site.com/2011/12/16/sucking-technology/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 17:16:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sam</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Against The Wall]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In this modern age of the informative superhighway it has been suggested that we, as consumers of modern life have become considerably more demanding, more impatient and as a result more unreasonable. While there may be some truth to this, what is never explained in any detail is why this has happened, and this dear [...]
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		<title>Sam vs Boots</title>
		<link>http://sam-site.com/2010/12/04/sam-boots/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Dec 2010 01:44:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When he&#8217;s ill and you don&#8217;t have time to be&#8230; For those unfamiliar with the advertisement in question, please allow me to redirect you to Uncle YouTube. Got it? Right. Dear Boots Over the past year or so your advertising campaign which, I suspect, is entitled &#8220;here come the girls&#8221; has been a regular fixture [...]
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		<title>Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse : Weapons</title>
		<link>http://sam-site.com/2010/11/01/surviving-zombie-apocalypse-weapons/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Nov 2010 23:06:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sam</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Survival Guide]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Apocalypse]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://sam-site.com/?p=368</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Given the recent passing of an allegedly spooky time of year it seems that the humble zombie has become the most popular nemesis in current popular culture. We&#8217;ve got books, movies, TV and it seems that no matter what video game you have a preference for the ingenious designers will find a way to crowbar [...]
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		<title>Go Compare opera singer devoured by bear</title>
		<link>http://sam-site.com/2010/03/24/compare-opera-singer-devoured-bear/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2010 12:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sam</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://sam-site.com/?p=297</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I hit upon the idea to confront perpetrators of heinous advertising very easily &#8211; they create a horrible ad and I go for the very obvious jugular. So far, business as usual. Sometimes however I go chasing some heinous advertising and find that it gets worse as I go looking for the &#8220;contact us&#8221; link [...]
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		<title>Sam vs Oven Pride : round 2</title>
		<link>http://sam-site.com/2010/03/16/sam-oven-pride-2/</link>
		<comments>http://sam-site.com/2010/03/16/sam-oven-pride-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 12:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sam</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Soapbox]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I find sexism as funny as the next man, but when it&#8217;s used to portray a product as being &#8220;so simple a man could use it&#8221; I&#8217;m curious as to whether this is sensationalist marketing for the sake of it. I have tried to figure this out by writing to the makers of Oven Pride, [...]
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		<title>Sam vs Oven Pride : round 1</title>
		<link>http://sam-site.com/2010/03/01/sam-oven-pride-1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 19:44:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently this marvellous product is &#8220;so easy a man can do it&#8221;. As a domesticated badass I am obliged to find out exactly how simple that actually is, just in case I have the double digit IQ necessary to use it. Dear Oven Pride I have observed your television advertising for the Oven Pride range [...]
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		<title>Surviving The Triffid Apocalypse</title>
		<link>http://sam-site.com/2010/01/06/surviving-the-triffid-apocalypse/</link>
		<comments>http://sam-site.com/2010/01/06/surviving-the-triffid-apocalypse/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 00:17:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sam</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Survival Guide]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://sam-site.com/?p=210</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This is the first in what will undoubtedly be a series of guides written by yours truly on the subject of surviving inevitable apocalyptic events in the future. What is unknown is the nature of said inevitable apocalyptic event, so we&#8217;ll take no chances and cover as much as possible. In this first installment we&#8217;ll [...]
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