My laptop has died.

This may sound like a fairly insignificant thing to write about, but it’s a big deal so here I am at midnight using my kids’ (undoubtedly virus infested) PC to explain why it feels like I just lost my sidekick to a supervillain.
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The consumer crusader leaps into action for a second day in a row to take on the behemoth of supermarkets, Tesco. What, I hear you ask, have the giants of retail done to vex our hero? Read on and find out…
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People sometimes ask me why I loathe Reese Witherspoon, and I tell them that she is the embodiment all much that I hate about Hollywood celebrity. First off, she has no discernable talent aside from being annoying, blond, and annoying, and while she does this exceptionally well it does not really count as a talent.
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Once upon a time men provided services for men, women for women. Now, in the age of sexual equality we have Unisex services which should in theory take the best of both worlds to offer the ultimate in customer service. Right?

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A subject which has had a lot written about it by so-called experts, but they, in all honesty don’t know a damn thing. It is experience of a very specific nature which gives you the insight to understand the difference between the two.

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