Sam vs Witherspoon

Sunday, July 8th, 2007

People sometimes ask me why I loathe Reese Witherspoon, and I tell them that she is the embodiment all much that I hate about Hollywood celebrity. First off, she has no discernable talent aside from being annoying, blond, and annoying, and while she does this exceptionally well it does not really count as a talent.
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